Laddeeeze!! Laddeeze!! Ve muscht nicht prezoom dot it isch all der dysfunctionality von der men folken onlish!! For egzhample, vhy is dere disch common obsession amongst der vimmin von dis schite to cover uppen der mammaries mit der kitchen utenshils? Hmmmmm? All dis ROUNDness? Vot's up mit dot, hmmm? Und usink very HARD shtuff -- casht iron?? Hmmmm? Perhapsch ve should vonder vot your Vaters vould haff to schay about ushing metal opbjects in disch fashion, ya???

Iff you know for chertain dat you are NOT shecretly little princhesses who are vaiting for a white horse mit Prinz to gekarry you avay from your vile foster home, I vould shay it isch time to examine vot you vuld like to shay to Poppa, nein? Ja!!

All dish clangen unt bangen mit der shoft partzen is nicht balanched! Hmmmmm?????

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