A lone Roman soldier, standing up to his knees in mud, smoking a cigar and listening to the test match. Boy was he surprised when the Saxons invaded from behind, helped by a Scorpion tank, a regiment of pikemen and the entire cast of 'Braveheart'.

The silliest was the same Roman soldier trying to discretely pee in the bushes but too drunk to work out how his authentic Roman underpants (nappy) worked. I swear he twice tried to pull a finger through and pee with it!!

LTS