I LOVE the idea of using a chicken. I'm off to pur-chase a chicken. I could just see my friends faces as I turn up with pet chicken.

And Guest, I knows mosies when I see's them. And you can't mistake a mosie especially when they are feeding of you.

fainting at the thought of a brown recluse spider, gawd, how disgusting.

Only problems with chickens, they come with their own bugs - what do you do about a chickens personal chicken mite problem?