How about this parody to "Men of Harlech" added to the DBase?

Woade_ode Ancient Anthem of the Briions:

"What's the use in wearing pants with braces..."

see WWW.cs.swarthmore.edu\~binde/teatime/Songs_and_Poems/Woade_ode.html

or the version from the movie Zulu?

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