LOL!

Moby Dick: "I was entranced by the difficulties of the Captain, and felt sorry for him; but I think it shows that getting obsessed about revenge is probably not good for you, because Ahab died in the end. Most important it is about whales."

Huckleberry Finn: "It really shows how important family values are and this message is as true now as it was then."

Sailing Alone Around the World: "It's about sailing. Around the world. Alone. I didn't care for it as much as I did the Brothers Karamazov."

Julius Caesar: "A very well-written and poetic play about the forces which are undermining the Democratic party today."

God, Peter, the wickedness of your quick and subtle wit sometimes defies all measure!

A.