House of Usher: "I recommend it to all of the Habitat for Humanity workers to remind them that we need to build quality American homes for quality American families."

Little Women: "I find it odd that women could survive without a stabilizing male influence in the house, Bushie is very stable and I'd be lost without him, but it does give single women some small comfort that if they have no money, they always have the option of selling their hair to make ends meet."

The Old Man and the Sea: "Well, it was about an old man, and the sea, and fishing...I didn't enjoy it as much as I did Moby Dick, it could have used a whale or two."