All the President's Men: "This book is evil and should be banned from every library in America. The whole premise that Republicans did anything wrong is preposterous. It was those Democrats, trying to muddy the waters and deceive the American public in order to fudge the election unfairly in their favor, just like they always do. Their legal maneuvering was simply reprehensible. Thank goodness that Georgie and I were able to show America that we Republicans are on the side of truth and righteousness, and those Democrats have finally been put in their place."