King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table -- "Well, to begin with, don't leave sharp knives lying around for children to play with."

Othello: - "Here again, neatness counts. You have to check the laundry and dry cleaning when they come back, did you get back the same as you sent in, handkerchiefs, undies, etc. Same with socks, if you roll them together properly, you don't start losing a sock here and a sock there. Especially if you are travelling."

Jane Eyre: - "An important lesson of this book is to be very careful about vacation romances."

Bonnie and Clyde: - "Mutual funds have an excellent rate of return over the long term, but you must start early in your earning years."

Apocalypse Now (Redux): - "Beautiful scenery, both the travel upriver, and of course the breathtaking views from the air."