The Decline of the West (Oswald Spengler)..."Well, it sure says a lot about our political system, but we aren't REALLY decling that much, I don't think. Maybe WeeWee can read a chapter each week and use it to spice up his news conferences".

"Gödel, Escher, Bach" (Douglas R. Hofstadter).."Golly, there's some wierd drawings in there! That Escher fellow may have been on drugs or something. I prefer pictures like they used to have on the cover of "The Saturday Evening Post" . Anbd the book needed a CD or something if it was going to be about Bach, too. Did Gödel use new math? I didn't get but part of that."