Esther: "This book of the Bible does not mention God anywhere in the story. At first I thought it must have been a proofreader's error, but then I noticed how that Jewish girl deceived her poor husband, and I realized that she must not have been submissive to God, either. Now in our family, being good Christians, we don't keep anything from one another. By the way, I think that that whole drunk-driving scandal dreamed up by the Democrats was just another of their lies about my dear Wee-wee. And you see the way they're lying about Jenna and Little Barbara now."