I have to vote for Spaw, for many reasons. One is that there are no possums allowed on the Enterpsie which is really unfair, and the other is that Shatner couldn't blow one if he swallowed the tail first, cuz of how he is so serious. Furthermore, Shatner never fine-tuned a fourbarrel or drove a nail in a glasspak to make a '59 BelAir sound like a racing car in his life!! Nor faked a main, I am sure. And Shatner is fat, while Spaw is lean and tan and has a sixpack. Or two. Under his chin!!

Spaw 3 Shatner 0