This is a tough one. What people elsewhere don't realize is that William Shatner is the epitome of Canadianness -- bad dresser, bland character, and pretentions to rule the universe under the guise of being an American. This makes him very, very attractive to us. He has also rebounded from his disabilities, such as being wooden, in ways that would make Pinocchio proud. On the other hand, there is catspaw. And after cleaning off that hand, I would have to raise it and vote my conscience. Shatner. The Heron votes for Spaw, so that evens it out: she says that he worried about her when she was in the clutches of Betelgueusian aliens, which is more than Shatner, who actually had a ship that could make it to Betelguesian territory and lay it waste, and sat on his duff, and did zero. So the Heron goes for Spaw. 1-1 in the Northern reaches.

yours, Peter T.