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Thread #38089   Message #534605
Posted By: catspaw49
24-Aug-01 - 02:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote!
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote!
As you can see Hawk, I am leading by hook or by crook......and by a nice margin. Also, it should be clear by this time that a confusing recount will be in order and as you are already having trouble judging intent of the voter, this promises to be court battle.

Combine this with the fact that I suspect you'll find some stuffing going on, like Big Mick and his spudded thong, that you concede the whole thing to me now.

If that isn't enough, your boy Shatass has been admitted to the NYCFTTS and of course, as was the case with Eagleton, the whole thing goes down the tubes immediately. He is in a private room and is being heavily guarded......sedation didn't seem necessary since mo one can tell about him anyway. The Shatner Wannabee's at the Rehab Clinin are still messing about. AS you know, in their efforts to be like Bill, they pounced on a passing Amish family and had their way with the horse......a gelding no less! The Amish folks are still traumatized but they're making nasty noises about Shatner nonetheless.

Cletus, Paw, Buford, the Reg Boys, Cleigh O'Possum, the Little Pissant, and the entire staff at the NYCFTTS all voted for me BTW, so that's 8 plus 122. Skiff can verify the NYCFTTS voting of course.

Spaw