Jack - Did you mean "Caption Janeway" perhaps...?

I am thinking of replacing Woody Allen as the official Pedantic Party candidate, but I can see them going down to utter defeat already, so on second thought, never mind.

Spaw - Your corrupt efforts to pack the ballot box will get you nowhere. Well, nowhere useful anyway... Blown possums are not allowed to vote. Unblown possums? Well...we haven't made our minds up about that yet, but probably not either. Skiff is not regarded as a particularly credible witness around here. You're just going to have to get all those supposed staff members to post to this thread themselves if you expect their votes to count. I could just as well say that all the morons in Orillia have decided to vote for Shatner, and declare him the victor by a landslide. You follow?

A question. How many Reg boys are there? I've been wondering about that. Can they be bribed with back bacon?

Are you sure that's the real William Shatner you have at the NYCFTTS? My impression is that the real one hung up on us again a few minutes ago, after saying something really quite uncharacteristic and insensitive. Perhaps what you have there is a particularly successful Shatner Wannabe who has managed to become almost indistinguishable from the original. If so, we could use him for publicity shots.

- LH

p.s. Conrad Black has dumped the National Post. Saw it on the front page today. Celebration time!