BIG RUBBER CONDOM
tune(If you wear a red rose)
Helen Thomas(?)
If you wear a condom, a big rubber condom
then I'll wear a great big smile,
Get out that gutta-percha,
It ain't gonna hurt ya,
And stretch it for a mile
(......)
So get out that condom, a big rubber condom,
Come on and make my day
Put on that condom, that big rubber condom,
And we'll go for a roll in the hay!
(all I can remember)