Or should that be 'My poor head in hand bear I....'

I remember hearing you sing, AliUK - as the tame Christian, I was stunned at the song - never heard it before, and the bells got to me too......

It has been a splendid weekend. My car stinks, my tent stinks, I stink, Micca stinks, EVERYTHING stinks.... it got very hot yesterday!

The only thing that would have made it better would be if Sean Connery were sharing my tent!

It has spawned not only a new song, but a tune as well, which I daresay, if I publish here, 26 people will tell me it's an old tune that has been around for years and it's really called something like 'Napoleon's Farewell to his kidneys' or something.

It needs polishing, and another verse, but I'll do it when I get chance.

And yes, I frightened Les Barker again.

Fantastic to meet lots of you in person, Pebbles the dog was perhaps the quietest, image of her with her head in a 'Babycham' ice bucket of water..... Alan - interesting dress sense..... Geordie - a true gentleman, plays the small pipes but didn't! Ickle - you and I will have to get very drunk together one night!!!! Matthew - lovely song, and well sung. Herga Kitty - welcome to the madhouse and please send me the words of Dennis Wheatley.

And for those of you interested in such things, I had a fantastic ride on a Yamaha XJR 1300... wheee!!!!

LTS