And here it is - or what I can remember. I accept no responsability for my political incorrectnes in my youth.

My name is Clarence,
I live in Leicester Square,
I wear satin pyjamas,
and a rosebud in my hair.

Yes we're all queers together
that's why we're going upstairs
yes we're all queers together
excuse us while we go upstairs.

I went for a ride on a trolly bus
It was crowded, I had to stand
A little boy offered me his seat
So I felt for it with my hand.

Yes we're all queers together
that's why we're going upstairs
yes we're all queers together
excuse us while we go upstairs.

In Hyde Park I dropped a shilling,
So bright it was lying there free,
A little boy bent to pick it up,
But I was behind the tree.

Yes we're all queers together
that's why we're going upstairs
yes we're all queers together
excuse us while we go upstairs.^^

Gareth (preffering to be anon in this instance.