This was one of the better challenges all the entries were great!

"Don't pee on the third rail", "Don't you dare make her day" and "California laughed like hell"

Are lines I'll laugh at for a while.. Here is my Stab at this one

It's the little old lady with the colt repeater.

The little old with the colt repeater
(bang, Granny, bang, Granny, bang Granny bang)
has a pretty little pistol that she calls a heater
(bang, Granny, bang, Granny, bang Granny bang)
But parked alone at the mall one day
She frightened four fellows from a Cheverolet

Chorus:

Listen Everbody now I gotta warn ya
About the little old Lady from California
(She drives real fast and she shoots like Clint)
Even though she smells like peppermint

The guys in the car were just sitting around
And she came along and tried to Gun 'em down

And the little old broads from Beloit Wisconson
They're a little more scary than Charlie Bronson
(Drive, Grannys, Drive, Grannys, Drive Grannys Drive)
You see em in traffic with the Sirens wailin
(Drive, Grannys, Drive, Grannys, Drive Grannys Drive)
Well, Shirley got a ticket for not driving safer
She can't even handle an elevator (Go, Grannys, go, Grannys, go Grannys go)

(Go, Grannys, go, Grannys, go Grannys go)

Let me tell ya folks that there kinda crazy
With Slow reflexes and their vision hazy
(They are terrors in a police car)
But they drive to slow to get very far
The little old ladies from Beloit Wisconson
Go, Grannys, go, Grannys, go Grannys go

Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go