Aha! Cllr - I know who you are now!!!! And they were jarmies....

Gervase, you look fantastic in that dress, why didn't you bring it to Towersey??

For those who don't understand or never knew, the dress up night at Towersey is all my fault. I think I explained it somewhere but here goes.

I had my hen night there exactly 11 years ago last Sunday. As there were few females of my acquaintance actually there, I said men could come if they dressed appropriately.

Somewhere there is a picture of Micca in a lovely blue two piece Margaret Thatcher number, with handbag, court shoes and stripy hat.

It ended with 15 blokes and me doing a can can across the pub carpark.

The following year, we decided to have the Hen party anniversary Cocktail party, for which we dressed up formally. I wore the wedding dress, Micca wore his kilt, there were a couple of tail coats and some posh frocks around. We couldn't be bothered to change to go down to the pub so went as we were..... The following year was the same.... the year after that, Tony O'Neil (aka the Admiral) announced that it was posh frock night on Sundays, and it's gone downhill from there ever since....

And I don't care what people say, army boots go with anything. It was the argyle socks that were possibly a tad too much....

LTS