Or there's the lovely

Ci-ci oh playmate, come out and play with me
And bring your dollies 3.
Climb up my apple tree,
Slide down my rain barrel into the cellar door
And we'll be jolly friends forever more, more.
Shut the door!

(Then the second verse)

Ci-ci oh enemy! Come out and fight with me!
And bring your soldiers three.
Climb up my spiny tree!
Slide down my razor blade into the dungeon door
And we'll be jolly friends forever more more!

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 17-Sep-02.