This is probably old hat, but in place of "the girl with kaleidescope eyes", someone heard "the girl with colitis goes by". My husband also thought that dawn's early light was the "donzerly" light, and I thought the winter wonderland snowman was (pretend that he is)"parse and brown". I wasn't sure what that meant but I thought of it as a speckled snow, maybe covered with grass and dirt. Then one of the most famous is the rock line "excuse me while I kiss the sky" misheard as "while I kiss this guy" -- casting doubt on the sexual orientation of the singer.