So Jesus and the apostles go out for dinner. And Jesus looks at the bill, realizes he doesn't have that kind of money and passes it to Thomas. Thomas looks at the bill "Doesn't have that kind of money? I doubt it" and finds Judas in the crowd. "Hey, Judas, Jesus wants you to take care of this for him. Pay the bill, okay?" And Judas looks at the bill-"Where the hell am I gonna get thirty pieces of silver!?"