IanC - if it's a regional aphorism, surely it should be "I'n't"?Anyway, name a region of England that capitalises Verbs, e.g. Dancin (should be dancing, or dancin' if we are to allow abbreviations). Come to think of it, the noun "crap" is usually lower case too, methinks.
So, Jus' Call me a Ped'nt.
I still think Rapper is much more fun.
EJ