hallo I don't think Morris dancing is crap. I think people use it as an excuse to get pissed sometimes and less of an excuse to create exciting entertainment...but I've seen some truly awesome Morris dancers in my time and therefore wouldn't throw the hanky wavers out with the bathwater.Nothing beats a teenage Bampton lad jumping as high as he can in tight white pants on the right Mayday with the sun on your back.Sigh...