There's nowt wrong wi' Morris Dancing - some of t'silly buggers who gawp at folks doing it, tho', abaht them I'm not so sure!

Can't keep up the dialect - who snuck "Aphorism" into it? I've always thought that meant a neat saying, a quick ripost or a pithy comment, not an attempt to render a dialect in phonetic latin characters.

Always wanted to contribute an "Mfourism" - one of those crafty comments you think of about ten minutes too late, but delivered at speed for once. (A4, M4 - geddit - oh never mind).

Would a miners side that danced with lights in their hats be Wolseley dancers?

Chacun a son rite de futilite!

A short answer to your question, whippet - "NO"