How about:

"Will they have Mogen David in Heaven, sweet Jesus?

If they don't, who the hell wants to go?" (From Larry Gatlin's "The Midnight Choir")

or

"The woman piaba and the man piaba and the tun-tun coral buckle lemon grass,

The lily root, gully root, belly root - ooh! -- and the famous granny scratch, scratch" -- (the answer to "the story 'bout the birds and bees" as sung by Harry Belafonte -- "Man Piaba")