(I posted this under another thread, but people looking for mondergreens would be likely to overlook that thread, so I thought I'd add it here. It's one of my favorite mondegreens.

A guy I heard singing the Eagles' song, "Take It Easy," was singing the line, "...lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother ...". I asked him about it, thinking he was trying to be cute, but he said he thought that was the real line (which, of course, really is, "...who won't blow my cover...".

Genie