I was sober...

honest!!!

The story was, I was sat on the accordion case, and one friend and his son, were play scraping. I was in the way as they bowled me over - as a result me and the pile of instruments around me went scattering.

But... I was sober...

:)

Right, Fib, I've enrolled you in a kazoo class, and paid for you to join a spoons and bones workshop... cackle cackle cackle...