A flea, an orange, and a bicycle seat go into a bar, where they meet an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman. The flea immediately takes to the Englishman (scratch the flea). The orange and the Irishman (who is not an Orangeman) do not get on from the start. The bicycle seat and the Scotsman start off well, but finally they have an argument and the bicycle seat leaves in a rage. The flea says, why don't you chat up the orange instead, and the Scotsman says, no, I think I'll wait for the bicycle seat to come back. After all, these things go in cycles.

Yours, Peter T.