"White Christmas" run through the uncalibrated Politically Correct Spell Check Program

I'm dreaming of a multicutural winterval
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleighbells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a multicultural winterval
With every winterval card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your wintervals be multicultural