Naked, Mick, or semi clothed? Is that a spud in your thong, or are you just...

Alison, see - he thinks this will never happen because you won't be there, unless he knows something we don't. If you show up...

Mick, I have a couple of pictures of you sleeping from last year. Unfortunately, you had clothes on.

He went down last October with a blanket on his face
We wanted him to hang with us, but he couldn't take the pace
Too close to Big Mick's bedtime, and he had to pack it in
Though we kept on calling "Big Mick, rise again
Rise again, rise again
Get off your sorry ass, and come sing with your friends!"
And though we sang and talked and laughed
He slept on through the din
We never got Big Mick to rise again.