Are you kidding? When you grow up known as 'the short one' you have to be quick, or you're as good as dead.

I'm a 'last one in the pool is a floating turd' racist, a 'who can eat their ice cream the fastest?' racist (oy, the headaches), and a 'who can get to the car first whil sprinting barefoot across hot asphalt in an Indiana summer' racist. Go like hell and don't look sideways.

~JE (who ALWAYS called shotgun)