I knew it! I knew you guys could write about anything in a funny creative way.

More, please, pleeeeeaaaaaaaase.

Helen

PS I'm not going to complain about mildly crass contributions, but obviously we have to keep it within the bounds of relatively/Mudcatly polite company.

Caution to others: if you don't like it please read the other threads instead - except the condom thread of course.