Awhile back Dr. Cojone at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed discovered a new use for Nose Flutes as you can see from this post from 1999:

I called Dr. Cojone but was unable to reach him as he was busy with his new study on sex perverts. When Cletus finally arrived back home he had this story all about how Cojone has discovered a "channel" of some sort between the sinuses and the genitals. The most inner sanctum at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed houses 50 perverts (and of course Neil himself) where Cojone has been carrying out his experiments. The guards here are members of Crazed Tiple Bands who have failed in their mission and are waiting reassignment. Cletus says that Dr. Cojone uses Nose Flutes and not tiples to treat the perverts. It seems that the "channel" he discovered can aid in controlling the sex drive and specifically deviant activity, if the pervert simply continues to play "I Love a Parade" on Nose Flute, hence all inmates have Nose Flutes permanently affixed to their schnozzes. Cojone must have gotten a new batch of sexual deviants to work with since Ol' Cletus tells me there was a terrible accident while he was there. It seems as though some form of sinusitis epidemic struck and when their noses plugged up the excess pressure caused by the Nose Flute on the channel caused their balls to explode. The details are too gruesome to go on, but it sent Cletus packin', that's for sure!

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