Keith Put me down for the band as I have a box full of odd instruments in the loft somewhere containing metal and plastic kazoos, 2 nose flutes, 3 ocarinas, several jaws (is "jews" still politically correct?) harps, a triangle, several wood and plastic tambourines, a few flageolets in various keys that I've not played in for years like F, E flat, B flat, various fifes and picolos in wood and plastic and a practice chanter which is so hard to play it burst my eardrum blowing it and trying to get sound to come out. Most of these would probably sound right in your kazoo band, so when's practice night?

By the way, what are "Slinkies" as I've never seen such items for sale in Wilkos where I do most of my shopping?