At that moment there came a knock on the door.

Spaw and the two women looked at each other, wondering who it could be.

Opening the door, Spaw was amazed to see the figure of a handsome Scotsman standing there.

The Scotsman went over to the wall, lifted off a beautiful vintage Martin 000, and began to play a selection of Celtic music that filled the Florida night air with magic.

Spaw fell to his knees, and realised that the kicking the women had given him had released him from this mortal coil, and that he had ended up in heaven, able finally to listen to Tony McManus.