Unfortunately for the denizens of heaven, the devil has all the best tunes.

"Make him stop now!" screamed Spaw, writhing in agony.

"I'd rather listen to Andean pan-pipe music than this sanitised pap", he added, somewhat resentfully.

"hey, it pays the bills" retorted Tony;

"you're just jealous 'cause I've got the vintage Martin 000 with the fancy purfling and silver inlaid fingerboard and all you've got is a crappy old Ramirez"

EJ