Then the sound of a huge exploding thunderbolt startled all present, and they looked up to see a tall figure with long hair standing amongst them.

Holding out his hand, which they noticed had some violent scars on the palms, he touched Spaw's on both his ears.

Speaking with a faintly Jewish accent, he said "I'm a bit out of practice at this, but, I know that when they fixed your teeth and your heart they couldn't do anything about yours ears, so hey, let's do it now".

Spaw lifted his head, listened afresh as Tony played a mesmerizing set of jigs and reels, and cried out ecstatically "NOW I GET IT, NOW I CAN FINALLY HEAR !"

Jesus wept.