Bert, Good story...I love the way we cannot bring ourselves to simplify the language, for whatever reason...Political Correctness, good taste (what is that?), social status (who cares),etc.

I'm reasonably sure that Karen and I are not the only parents who went through the "Great Penis Naming Game." We settled on "HOOZSHEE"...and don't even ask! I held out for "dick" for a long time, but to no avail. Gee, this could be a new thread in keeping with the rash of these personal info threads lately. "What do Mudcatters call their Genitalia?" No, better not. catspaw