Looks like Catspaw was right about Art slipping another couple in (Oooh,Er, missus!). Who needs tv comedians when there is the Art 'n' Frank I.T.S. Show!!

Friend of mine's kid, who has been brought up the modern way and knows about sex and the importance of condoms by the age of 10, nevertheless rendered his parents speechless by asking "But Why do you get flavoured ones?". "Over to you dear" murmured the father, as he headed out the door at high speed!

Cheers, Mo