Remove camo-condoms from your list of "shoulds,"
'Cause I'm telling you, they ARE the real goods.
I used one last night
And it gave me a fright.
My Willie went off and hid in the woods!

Five Penes? There's a nice tidy sum.
But Art,"fits like a glove?" that's just dumb!
If he came with great force
He'd have much remorse,
When they backfired and blew off his bum!

catspaw