Once I was in the pub with my buddy Liam and a young fella who had just started working for us. At the time Liam and I were about 40 and the young man, a new Union Rep, about 28 or so, was putting the moves on this young one who sat down with us. Liam and I were just sitting there, amazed at the line of blarney and being done with a straight face and all. We were rapt with attention, enjoying the joust. Several jars of Uncle Arthur's finest later, the young fella was still going(the young woman was humoring him), when he asked her, straight faced and trying his best to be a sensitive man of the '90's, "Have you ever noticed how men give cutesy little names to their penes? I looked at Liam and he looked at me, and I said "I don't think Big Ed is such a cutesy little name" and Liam shot back "I call mine Sgt. Steiner, please kiss his helmet". Needless to say, we kind of messed up his line, the young woman started laughing and walked away a few minutes later. This young man has never forgiven us.

Only on the Mudcat would I tell this. And I don't have a clue why. hahahahahah

Mick