Yeah Art..that's uh...uh...nice,uh......er,yea,..new rhyming pattern...sure,cool.....Awferchrissakes...Look Art, both of us are probably a few jingles shy of a tambourine... but that was just awful. New rhyming scheme...yeah, right. Lemme' take a shot....

Dan, feeling his sexuality peak,
Went to the WC, a condom to seek.
But when a coin it did miss
And fell in two inches of piss,
Says Dan,"Tis more disgusting than 'Bubble & Squeak'"

Not great either but at least it is a traditional rhyming scheme. catspaw