The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38860   Message #549088
Posted By: catspaw49
13-Sep-01 - 03:18 PM
Thread Name: Posting IRA songs
Subject: RE: Posting IRA songs
Aw hell Larry, I am playing nice. I just figure that if the trolls can have some fun, so can I!!!

But, uh........Since I have your attention though, over on the Nostradamus thread, they have been talking about astrology, predictions, tarot reading and the like and King Brilliant suggested "Catspaw Scatology Cards" to be read in the "throne room" while attending to business. So I'm thinking since y'all are in such a good mood and all, I might as well try and make a buck.............You can plug it for me Larry!!!!!! (BTW, it was 5 firefighters, but it's still a miracle and one that's needed....May there be more)

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Spaw