Big Mick,
Thanks for the honour you bestowed by singing "First Johnny" and I'm delighted you are still a free man.

BUT, unfortunately the Mudcat seems to be imprisoned in this Latex Levenworth, CONDOMned by a Thieme Thread of vulcanised vocabulary.

Will we ever escape unsheathed from this streeeeeeetching story to stand unfettered by repetitive rubberised rhetoric? Will Dick Dental Dam this dire deluge of Durexing dialogue?

And to think it all started with -
“I'm just curious...”