A termite walked into a bar and said: "Is the bar tender here?"

Three musicians walked past a bar...NAH!

Kangaroo hops into a bar and orders a martini.
Bartender mixes it: "That'll be six dollars."
Kangaroo takes the money from his pouch, pays and sips his drink.
Bartender says: "We don't get many Kangaroos in here."
Kangaroo says: "At these prices, I'm not surprised."

Tow drummers walk into a bar.
You'd think the second one would have seen the first one hit it.

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