Then there was this English Tourist touring Wales by car, and he's lost.

And he see's this old man sitting on a bench.

"I say, Taffy, which way is it to LLanfair Caeredigien ?"

"'Ere," says the old man, "How did you know my name was Taffy ?"

"I Guessed, I Guessed !" Said the Tourist.

"Well guess the way to Bl***y LLanfair Caeredigien !"

Gareth