Well, yes, I live here--and, as luck would have it, I am looking for, help, as you have so eloquently put it. I don't quite know how to put this, but, have you been playing for long? Can you sing? Do you have an Aloha shirt? (it takes more than a ukulele, you need an Aloha attitude!) I actually have a couple possible recruits, who are great singers, musicians, and have ukes and really great Aloha shirts, to boot--I am putting together some chord/lyric charts(albeit slowly), and this might just be the thing to get me moving--PM me for more details--