I heard this live many years ago by a Comedic singer. He opened for Rodney Dangerfield at Toronto's O'Keefe Centre. I can't remember who it was, only that I had never heard of him and haven't since (this was proabably in the early to mid-eighties). I would love to have the lyrics, as I have been singing the onely line I remember ever since.

One ton tomata, I'm a one ton tomata, you'll never fit me in a grata, cause I'm a one ton tomato.

I hope someone can come up with rest.