I know the chorus.

Dorset is beautiful where ever you go
And the rain in the summertime
Makes the wurzel bush grow
And it's pleasant to sit in the thunder and the hail
With your girlfriend
On a turnip clamp, to hear the sweet nightingale

I have never forgiven the Yetties for saying that if Dorset were given an enema, they would stick it in Portland.....Mind you that was 30 years ago!